I drink booze



Adventure Series Vienna Lager - whoo. This was not good. Maybe 4/10? Strong flavor for a lager. Strong flavor of old must.

Beaver Trail Blonde - YO. This is amazing. Great blonde ale, even Gena likes it. Tried to drink too much and I had to take it away from her. This is a tasty beer.

Cayman Jack margarita- I like th eflavor, but it's so sweet it's dificult to savor or enjoy - 6.

Climb Apple Hard Cider - uh also really good.

Colorado Native - Amber Ale - very satisfying, light bitter taste with a good savory flavor. It's good! 7 Local - good, but whatever. 6.

Dad Squad Pilsner - very good, delicious, 8. Consistently good taste throughout a whole meal, and strong enough to make its mark while being a light enough drink. delish

Dale Pale ale - good not great. 6. Great for a pale ale, which are just notmything.

Deschutes - Mirror Pond is good, Twilight is very citrus sweet, only drink it in the heat.

Dolly Varde Nut Brown Ale - Yea, good, nut brown ale. Yum.

Echigo premium red ale - dang that's good. I haven't enjoyed many red ales recently, and that one hit the spot. 8.

Full Sail - Blood Orange Hefeweizen - Dang! Very soft citrus, perfect, and not too hoppy. Yums.

Hofbrau Maibock - Yum. This was tasty. And easy to drink while still having some substance. 6...or 7? 7.

Jack Daniels Whiskey - Pretty gross now! I used to be the asshole who would go to a party wit his own bottle of Jack and drink it throughout the night. I figured that considering how much I drank, I wouldn't be burdening the other partygoers by drinking all their booze. I could just slowly poison myself throughout the entire night. Bleh. Now I can barely touch the stuff, hate smelling it, drirking it hasn't been in my repertoire for a while. Maybe a 4? Because I dislke it, but I can appreciate it...being a whiskey?

King Street Blode Ale - Yeah it's fine but ain't no beaver trail blonde.

Grey Goose vodka - I remember enjoying the original Grey Goose quite a bit. Again, linked to a story about me bein gan asshole. I got in an argument on a plane with a guy who was asking me to stop rendering cultural opinions about Chinese people since I was on a plane full of Chinese people. He was totally in the right, and I was belligerent and kept talking loudly and hitting on air hostesses because I had drunk most of a bottle of vodka during the two and a half hour flight. And I confronted the guy once we were off the plane about how rude it was to interrupt me on the plane, but I was already giggling and he just kind of laughed it off. Hey, it just occurred to me that my most owful usually coincides with booze! Just kidding, that is...very...common knowledge.

Hard Jun - kombucha - seven out of ten. Tasty. not too tangy, but still a very strong booch flavor. Elderberry also 6, but the more I drank the more the bitterness kicked it up to 7. Good. Mango ginger - love ginger, and this drink was nice in that there was just a flavor of mango, not a shotgun blast. 6

Killer bees American Blonde Ale - Also good! Idk, you know what, I'm not that interested in keeping a road map of my beer intake. I thought I was, but I don't really make memories with these or they don't remind me of journal entries like a movie or show or book does. They don't excite me or pierce through the veil of everyday life. They are just beer and good or bad. But I don't care very much.

Lomza lager - Solid 6. Not a terrible flavor. And not too heavy. Not trying to outdo anyone. Just a beer. And that's what I was looking for.

Karl Strauss Oktoberfest - A tasty 7. I like Oktoberfest beers. What is that flavor I like they all share? Red, malty lager? No easy answer on googs.

Mountain Toad Brown - Very good flavor, but I would be happier to eat something with it. Sweet potato beer. Yum - 7

Ninkasi Oatmeal Stout - Ninkasi is terrible. Yuck. Why does everything they make taste like soy sauce? 4? I'm pouring it into the sink. 3.

Oak Creek Amber Ale - I can barely tell I'm drinking anything. 4.

OB Premier Pilsner - Very good. 7, maybe 8 out of ten. Smooth, with a lot of flavor, original flavor that is not boring.

OK Beer - Not as good as I remember. I still like it, but it was a shade dry and bitter, not as full-flavored and satisfying as I remember.

Oktoberfish - 6. Tasty, but...I'm sorry, I tasted fish! I know it's not there! It's a good beer! But I tasteda fishy aftertaste and whatever that is shouldn't be in there.

Oskar's Lager - I literally could not remember the taste five minutes after drinking it.

Original Sin Black Widow Cider - Abs delish.

Press Hard Seltzer - Yo. This Pomegranate Ginger is my SHEEZ! It's really good, and tastes like Pomegranate and Ginger. It's a little too sweet, or it would have an 8 easy. So it's 7+. Very good. The hibiscus...blackberry? I odn't know, also good, but clearly not as memorable and definitely too sweet with a less defind taste. Still a 6. Barely. Still enjoyable.

Prost pilsner - not bad, good, thanks, just, very light. Still good. 6

Rogue - Dreamland - good for a lager. 7. Pretty bland, but the flavor you can taste is good.

Rum - Why? It is too sweet to be candy, and then you mix it with alcohol? What are you...it's like chocolate beer. Just doesn't go together very well. Have not met a rum I like yet. I know I had a drink...Long Island Ice Teas are a quarter rum, huh? That's fine. I like those. But rum straight is poop on a deck.

St. Vrain - tripel ale - five, didn't love it, 5 but no flavor. So four.

Sam Adams - Octoberfest is at least an 8 out of 10. It was my favorite beer for a long time. It's still very good. And I have fond Mariokart and Travis memories associated with Sam Oktoberfest. I feel like the Boston Lager is a good 7. Maybe a shade under 7? Tasty, simple, little too bitter. There's a great summer ale or something i'd try again.

Sam Smith - Oatmel lager is the best. No wait. Nut brown is the best. nut brown easy 8. Oatmeal 7. Organic lager - 6, it's fine as far as weak ass boring lagers go.

Singha - original lager, 6, I still like it, but it's pretty bland.

Skopsko lager - 6 out of 10? That's what I wrote down, but I remember being real on the fence about whether I liked the taste at all. I'm giving it a 5.

Sonora white chocolate - I wrote 4, but then my stomach gurgled. Oh, right, I wrote 4 because it is the best chocolate beer I have ever had, and chocoalte beers are terrible. So I guess you can have a...nah, a 3. I'd never drink it again. Blech, I acutally feel a litle sick days later just thinking about it. Still, it did taste like white chocolate. 3.

Stella Midnight Lager - 5. I remember liking it, but I can't even remember the taste a minute after I finished the bottle.

Sunrise - hard seltzer berry, 7, tasty, not too much sweetness but still strong berry flavor.

Tio Osos Mexican lager - 5. I almost like it, but the lime is too strong.

Truly - Too sweet. the regular seltzers are okay, but the iced tea just tastes like a sweet tea. Just all, way too sweet.

Upslope: German Pils - a good standard pilsner, little more bitter than I like, but very simple and nice. 6. Lager - As distasteful and uninspiring as a lager can be while remaining inoffensive. 5.

Yuzu Shuwah Citrus beer - perfect balance of bitterness and sweetness alcohol, tasty. 8.

Weihenstephaner original premium - Just boring and flat, 4 out of 10.

White Claw hard seltzer - mandarin orange or blood orange or whatever is my favorite. 8!? Cran is good, good 7. White Claw iced tea is quite good, since it actually tastes like iced tea and there isn't too much extra sweetness - Iced tea, strong 7.